A few questions about a 12 inch doll

Regarding this little toy, just a few questions:

1. Was the White House consulted when this toy was being designed?
2. Or did the White House call BBI with the idea?
3. Either way, is taxpayer money paying someone in the White House to work on the production details for this doll?
4. Does the White House get a cut of the $39.99 per doll? Does George?
5. Does the doll come with a Greg Jenkins doll to make sure it’s only photographed in strong, manly poses?
6. Does the doll make your car move ten times slower than normal to facilitate said photo ops?
7. Does the doll go missing from your child’s collection for up to a year at a time?
8. Will there be a Singin’ John Ashcroft doll? How about a Poindexter? A Rumsfeld?

Thanks to Esta, among others, for the link.