Veep debate drinking game

Whatever would we do without Wonkette? Just in time, she’s posted a Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game. Highlights in the bonus round:

  • Edwards calls himself the “son of a mill worker”: Chug a bottle of moonshine.
  • Edwards refers to Cheney’s six deferments: Have sex without using birth control.
  • Cheney mentions “family values”: Do a shot with your gay daughter.
  • Cheney refers to Edwards’s lack of foreign policy experience: Look for a WMD.
  • Edwards talks about “fighting for people just like the ones I grew up with”—sip expensive drink while thinking nostalgic thoughts about the people you grew up and their Budweisers.
  • Cheney tells Edwards to go f___ himself: Watch him try.