To Tom and Rachel (and all the kids at PS 192)

Tom Harpel and his lovely bride Rachel have come back from their honeymoon. Congrats, kids, and sorry I was on the wrong coast for the wedding. I only hope good beer was available at the reception.

(Now every time I say “Tom and Rachel” I want to add that bit at the end of Lou’s Coney Island Baby. What can I say: it’s a sickness.)